History of our company

We started making up funny names long before the internet.

Back in the stone age (okay, the 1980s), when dinosaurs roamed the earth and phones were attached to walls, we were already knee-deep in the art of concocting absurd names. Just a bunch of dorky kids huddled around a Dungeons & Dragons table, christening their characters with names like “Sir Loin of Beef” and “Biggus Dickus” (yeah, we watched a lot of Monty Python). Little did we know, we were laying the groundwork for a lifelong obsession with nomenclature nonsense.

Fast forward through a blur of mix tapes, acid-washed jeans, and questionable hairstyles, and here we are – still giggling at goofy names like it’s our job. Because, well, now it kind of is. Instead of keeping these gems to ourselves, we’re sharing them with the world. Welcome to our weird little corner of the internet. We’ve been waiting for you since before AOL was cool (and long after it wasn’t).